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Sylvie Fortin Does It Again!

Internet Marketing SinsYep… She did it again.

Sylvie has come out with Part 2 of her controversial (yet often hilarious) “Internet Marketing Sins” report.

And just like the first one, she is pulling absolutely no punches. (In fact she is actually THROWING punches.)

While there is a ton of great stuff in part 2, my hands down favorite part is where she goes on a Jeff Foxworthy style rant that had me actually laughing out loud in parts.

But rather than saying “If you do this… you might be a redneck” , Sylvie’s theme is “If you do this… You might be a lazy ass marketer!

A couple of my favorites are…

“If your minisite looks like your 12 year old nephew designed it… You Might Be a Lazy Ass Marketer!

“If you send out a message to your list without testing it first, and they see: Dear %firstname_fix You Might Be a Lazy Ass Marketer!

” If you are selling a product with resale rights, and you don’t even bother changing [your name here] to your own damn name… You Might Be a Lazy Ass Marketer!

” If your eBook is written in 18 point Arial, with triple spacing, 2 inch margins, 30% is lines for “Notes” and you brag about your 200 page report… You Might Be a Lazy Ass Marketer!

… And she has plenty more!

In addition to “Lazy Ass Marketers”, Sylvie also blasts:

  • “Me Too” Marketers
  • Piggy Back Marketers
  • Cult Leaders
  • Cult Followers
  • Guru Bashers
  • And more…

So drop what you’re doing, go download the report, read it and then take some action in your marketing based on what she says.

This is good stuff. Grab your copy right now!

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  • 2 Responses to “Sylvie Fortin Does It Again!”

    1. Julie Perry Says:

      HAHA! Hey Eric, I totally agree - the report is not only enlightening, but Sylvie is a HOOT throughout! I laughed out loud on numerous occasions.

      You nailed one of my highlights: “If your eBook is written in 18 point Arial, with triple spacing, 2 inch margins, 30% is lines for “Notes” and you brag about your 200 page report… You Might Be a Lazy Ass Marketer!”

      Love it. A job well done for Sylvie!

      ~Julie Perry

    2. Matt Bacak Says:

      She did a great job I think. Finally said.

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